Moving money from your left pocket to your right pocket and calling it a profit
NPC_9001 on
Money printer go brrrrrrr
Opposite-Function832 on
Corporate restructuring speedrun: step one, sell it to yourself. Step two, congratulate yourself.
Better-Snow-7191 on
He borrowed money for the purchase using his Tesla stock as backing.
OceanDaisyGleam on
When your left hand buys your right hand and calls it a “historic deal.” Corporate multitasking at its finest.
Evantaur on
I just bought a sandwich I made for myself for 100 Trillion
realultralord on
That’s gotta be A LOT of taxes coming from that deal, right?
ArcerPL on
Isn’t this a money laundering scheme?
SankaraMarx on
“We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing on our end” vibes
AdmiralLaserMoose on
And SpaceX is all taxpayer money.. with Tesla doing poorly, Elon is the world’s richest parasite
Ansambel on
The funny part about this is that since spacex lives off of gov contracts he basically bought his own company from himself and sent Americans the bill. But don’t worry, I’m sure the starship will totally land on the moon next year 🙂
CompleteLab8453 on
Trillion-dollar shell game speedrun any% world record. GG no re.
Eagle-eye_1 on
Xai is losing money and space X has shit loads
Accomplished__Cake on
The valuators
ricdangers on
Elon paid to alter his body so he would feel confident for 14 year old girls. Let that sink in.
Commercial_Rule_7823 on
Clearly AI, he isnt doing a nazi salute.
GracefulCubix on
Holy shit seriously that’s a lot of money
tantej on
This is the top right? Right? Riiiighhhtt??
Mr_Lumbergh on
So now SpaceX will bleed billions instead of xAI doing it. Good job, Musky.
Heevan on
Irrelevant. Musk is a pdf. Can we get more on that?
Neureiches-Nutria on
Tolle Idee, gib dem Typ der die KI-power die er schon für das generieren von Kinderpornografie, Geschichtsfälschung und die Verbreitung von Extremismus einsetzt noch mehr Rechenleistung…
Krypto-Noob on
He traded with the only Person that likes him
blasphememes on
Surely there’s a tax right..?
timohtea on
I just sold my own pen to myself.
For 2 trillion dollars. I’m now the first multi trillionaire.
El_Tigre_818 on
He’s just laundering our tax dollars into his private profit.
HeLL_BrYnger on
i’d like the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please.
DonkeyOfWallStreet on
Tax the rich.
SoftwareSource on
This is misleading, the **evaluation** for spaceX is **EXPECTED** to be around 1.5 trillion, this deal in **no way** was that much, in fact it is not even public record since neither of the companies is traded publicly.
Don’t spread false shit just to make stupid memes.
HeLL_BrYnger on
i’d like the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please. my body would be ready.
HeLL_BrYnger on
i’d like to see the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please. my body would be ready.
he knows suckers will buy his crap, even though it makes no sense as his car company is going backwards but the share price is up
StaticSystemShock on
I want to make a company too and just pull valuation out of my own ass. My company collects pebbles and is valuated at 3,6 billion €.
Azell414 on
AI company business strategy O
atmanama on
Isn’t SpaceX largely funded by US government contracts? They’re using money taken from the public to prop up their own side hustle of manipulating that same public? *Slow clap*
paradoX2618 on
What, his left and right hand shake on it?
AdInside2447 on
This is Asian Musk
Moaoziz on
So the company formerly known as Twitter is now owned by a rocket-building company. Crazy times.
Gargleblaster25 on
Put a loss-making piece of crap inside another loss-making piece of crap funded by tax payer money. Brilliant.
grumpkot on
Got profit 1.24t and who is paying taxes then ? Noone 🙂 ?
gunsjustsuck on
Musk sells the vibe, not the product. Always has to be the next big thing.
And ‘investors’ love it. No ROI. Great!
NoThankYouRatherNot on
AI image making Elon look like an actual human. This is not what his face/head/neck looks like.
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Moving money from your left pocket to your right pocket and calling it a profit
Money printer go brrrrrrr
Corporate restructuring speedrun: step one, sell it to yourself. Step two, congratulate yourself.
He borrowed money for the purchase using his Tesla stock as backing.
When your left hand buys your right hand and calls it a “historic deal.” Corporate multitasking at its finest.
I just bought a sandwich I made for myself for 100 Trillion
That’s gotta be A LOT of taxes coming from that deal, right?
Isn’t this a money laundering scheme?
“We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing on our end” vibes
And SpaceX is all taxpayer money.. with Tesla doing poorly, Elon is the world’s richest parasite
The funny part about this is that since spacex lives off of gov contracts he basically bought his own company from himself and sent Americans the bill. But don’t worry, I’m sure the starship will totally land on the moon next year 🙂
Trillion-dollar shell game speedrun any% world record. GG no re.
Xai is losing money and space X has shit loads
The valuators
Elon paid to alter his body so he would feel confident for 14 year old girls. Let that sink in.
Clearly AI, he isnt doing a nazi salute.
Holy shit seriously that’s a lot of money
This is the top right? Right? Riiiighhhtt??
So now SpaceX will bleed billions instead of xAI doing it. Good job, Musky.
Irrelevant. Musk is a pdf. Can we get more on that?
Tolle Idee, gib dem Typ der die KI-power die er schon für das generieren von Kinderpornografie, Geschichtsfälschung und die Verbreitung von Extremismus einsetzt noch mehr Rechenleistung…
He traded with the only Person that likes him
Surely there’s a tax right..?
I just sold my own pen to myself.
For 2 trillion dollars. I’m now the first multi trillionaire.
He’s just laundering our tax dollars into his private profit.
i’d like the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please.
Tax the rich.
This is misleading, the **evaluation** for spaceX is **EXPECTED** to be around 1.5 trillion, this deal in **no way** was that much, in fact it is not even public record since neither of the companies is traded publicly.
Don’t spread false shit just to make stupid memes.
i’d like the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please. my body would be ready.
i’d like to see the armies of helldivers 2 meme’s in here please. my body would be ready.
now come on everybody rock, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIjgMB4F7xU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIjgMB4F7xU)
Something something, anti-trust laws.
Isnt it against some law or something?
he knows suckers will buy his crap, even though it makes no sense as his car company is going backwards but the share price is up
I want to make a company too and just pull valuation out of my own ass. My company collects pebbles and is valuated at 3,6 billion €.
AI company business strategy O
Isn’t SpaceX largely funded by US government contracts? They’re using money taken from the public to prop up their own side hustle of manipulating that same public? *Slow clap*
What, his left and right hand shake on it?
This is Asian Musk
So the company formerly known as Twitter is now owned by a rocket-building company. Crazy times.
Put a loss-making piece of crap inside another loss-making piece of crap funded by tax payer money. Brilliant.
Got profit 1.24t and who is paying taxes then ? Noone 🙂 ?
Musk sells the vibe, not the product. Always has to be the next big thing.
And ‘investors’ love it. No ROI. Great!
AI image making Elon look like an actual human. This is not what his face/head/neck looks like.
Why are you doing a billionaires PR for free OP?
What ever, like we even care anymore